I promised myself I wouldn't stoop to such self-adulatory prose as a description of myself. Unfortuately, I have had the nasty habit of breaking promises to myself. At any rate, I have decided to say a little about myself, in case anyone out there on ARPA-Net... oh, sorry... on the web... cares. So without further ado, a wee bit about the author. My name is Dan. I'm 27, soon to be 28, and I am what you might call a lazy workaholic. Perhaps some of this stems from this latent perfectionism. I ...